About
We started GOMP after the third stolen toaster.
GOMP Boxes — Get Off My Property — was started in a Swindon workshop in 2026 by a 'wannabe' engineer and one very offended cat. We were sick of "delivered — left in safe place" meaning "on the path, in the rain, in an alternate dimension".
So we came up with a service that nobody knew they needed. Twelve millimetres of British steel. Anti-fish baffle. Concealed fixings. Deadbolt the size of a thumb. Then we found a fitter soon to be a fleet. Today GOMP supplies and installs across England, Scotland and Wales — from terraced fronts in Salford to remote farms in Argyll.
The honey badger is our mascot because she does the job we do: refuses to care, refuses to budge, refuses to apologise for either.
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